So, Kim Kardashian has been single for a minute now, and honestly, it’s been a tough couple of years for her. First, she broke up with Kanye, which was a whole thing. Then she got together with Pete Davidson, and it seemed like she was really trying to make that work. But when Pete moved on, it kind of hurt her image. I mean, everyone knew Pete, and when he ended things with Kim, it definitely lowered her standing a bit. After that, she apparently went after Tom Brady, but he wasn’t interested, and then she tried with Odell Beckham Jr., who also wasn’t feeling it. So Kim was like, “Okay, I’m in my girl boss single era now,” which honestly made sense—her kids are still young, and they need a lot of attention.
But guess what? Kim’s had some kind of realization after all the Kanye drama and that weird nitrous gas situation—whatever that was. Turns out, she’s been handling some serious stuff, like having power of attorney over Kanye’s affairs, which includes their kids’ inheritance. So maybe she figured it was time to step out and make a few moves of her own. Now, she’s letting us all know she’s back on the dating market, but she’s kind of using her kids as the reason, like we’re supposed to believe that. It’s almost like she thinks this is The Parent Trap from back in the day with Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, Kim, let’s not.
And now she’s saying it’s not just her being desperate—oh no, she’s perfectly happy being a single mom. But she’s also hinting that her kids want to set her up with some big-name athlete or sports star. And I’m just thinking, “Kids are so cute and naive. You should probably check your mom’s contacts because she might already know your favorite athlete, if you catch my drift.”
So now Kim’s trying to play it cool, acting like she’s all about being a single mom, but at the same time, she’s dropping hints that her kids are eager to see her with someone important. It’s kind of like that TMZ article where her friends supposedly wanted to hook her up with doctors, lawyers, and all these high-profile people, but Kim was just like, “I don’t know.” The whole thing is just a bit… weird, right?
Alright, let’s get into the story, but first, I just have to say this: Kim always finds a way to blame her kids for something. Seriously, what’s she going to do when they’re grown and out of the house? Who will she blame then? Remember when she blamed North for wearing straight backs, even though North rocks that style all the time? And it’s funny because Kim hasn’t worn them since they went out of style. Or as she likes to call them, “bohemian braids,” right? It’s like Kim uses her kids as a shield whenever she’s about to embarrass herself. At this point, Kim, just sign up for The Bachelorette. Get a Bumble endorsement or even a reality show called So You Want a Date with Kim? I’d totally watch that—it’d be highly entertaining.
But anyway, let’s dive into this because I found it absolutely hilarious.
Also, isn’t it kind of sad that Kim was once a fashion icon? Back when she was Kanye’s muse, she was on top of the fashion world. Now, it seems like she put so much of her identity into being this fashion figure, and ever since Kanye moved on to Bianca, it’s like the only way the Kardashians are scoring major fashion deals is by dressing North up. North is getting more attention for her outfits than her own mom. Now, don’t get me wrong—North is adorable, and she’s clearly got some talent, and I’m sure she’ll grow into it as she gets older. But there’s something a bit off about these fashion houses using North to promote clothes to adults. As cute and talented as she is, who over the age of 18 is really looking to North West as a style icon? It’s just weird.
I get it—North is like a walking billboard, and kids are watching, but I can’t imagine many parents are dropping $8,000 on a bag or $5,000 on a hat for their kids. It’s not even about whether they can afford it or not. It’s just… who does that?
And honestly, while I understand why North gets photographed, I see her as a cute little girl, not someone I’m looking to for fashion inspiration. It feels like they’re pushing her into this role as a fashion icon for adults, which is just strange. Maybe they’re trying to set her up to be a style icon by the time she’s 18. Who knows? But for now, let’s talk about Kim putting herself out there in these magazines. Kim Kardashian says, “I’m single and content, but my kids are trying to play matchmaker.” Like, really, Kim? Are any actual adults watching this? If you are, leave a comment.
Think back—when you were a kid, did you care if your mom or dad had a boyfriend or girlfriend? I’m talking about when you were two, five, eight, ten years old. All you probably wanted was your parents’ time and attention, right? Kim’s always saying her kids complain about not getting enough of that, but now they’re supposedly trying to set her up? It’s a little hard to believe.
So, Kim claims she’s happy being single, but her kids are trying to play matchmaker. Come on, Kim, we’re not falling for it. This sounds like a slow news day, but I’ll admit, it’s kind of amusing. Kudos to Kris Jenner if she’s behind this one. But really, Kim, this feels like The Parent Trap. Just admit you want a shot at a Bachelorette show. Why not pitch So You Want a Chance at Kim? It would probably be a hit.
So, on Wednesday night, Kim Kardashian sat down with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show for a pretty broad interview, and of course, the topic of her love life came up. Honestly, what does Kim ever say that’s genuinely intriguing? But anyway, Jimmy brought it up, asking her, “So, what’s going on in the love department? Are you seeing anyone?” At first, Kim seemed a bit confused, thinking Jimmy was talking about one of her TV roles, but then it clicked, and she confirmed she’s single.
But can we just take a moment? It’s a slow news day, but can we not pretend Kim Kardashian is suddenly this major acting talent? Yes, she’s done one series. And now she’s putting up the money for projects she’s starring in—props to her, especially considering what we hear about Hollywood’s casting couch. But let’s be real: Kim’s not exactly an acting prodigy. She’s out here building her own hype, and honestly, good for her! If I were in her shoes, I’d want the same opportunities. But let’s not act like she’s a full-blown actress taking the world by storm. She’s not a nepo baby; she’s something else entirely. She’s basically created a whole new lane for herself. This isn’t nepotism; it’s more like “neo-ism.” She literally “nepo’d” herself into existence.
Anyway, back to the interview. Kim revealed that her kids—North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm—have been trying to play matchmaker. Are we really supposed to believe that North, Saint, and their younger siblings, Chicago and Psalm, who are only six and five, are trying to set up their mom with someone? Kim says her kids are very particular, suggesting basketball players, soccer stars, and even streamers. But Kim has to tell them that’s not what she wants right now—she’s not looking for a relationship at the moment. And honestly, after three divorces, maybe that’s for the best.
But let me tell you something—I’m not buying that Kim isn’t dating anyone. I’ve got my theories, and I’ll dive into those in another video because you know I love a good deep dive! But what do you think? Are you buying this whole “I’m single” story? Because I’m not. Kim’s single, sure, but I bet she’s still got one eye on the dating scene. And if you’re interested, just slide into North’s DMs!
Anyway, let me know what you think in the comments. I’ll catch you later. And seriously, Saint and Chicago trying to set her up with a man? Come on! Suggesting athletes, sports stars, and streamers? Really, Kim?
